Spooning the Kielbasa Worse Than Me
Why must you eat the kielbasa?
Can't you wait til you get to my casa?
Now that it's vanished
I truly am famished
Now I must eat all the salsa
Well spooning alone is no fun
Although I hear it's been done
Some say that's perverse
But what's even worse
Is mooning with only one bun
'Uni-whack' really sounds dorty
To me, sounds masturbatory
I'll whack all the day
That's just how I play
I'll do it until I am forty
On the day that I finally go blind
I'll confess to all of mankind
I tossed in my sleep
And often did weep
For Onan had me in a bind
Now, enough of this crude stimulation
Remember our preoccupation
Put your hands on your head
Get into my bed
And indulge in some light osculation
Contributors: | F, Karin, N, Dassn't Say, Beefy, Lee, Roland. |
Poem finished: | 3rd September 2003. |