Air Is Saleable To Those Who Don't Care
Billy Mays here, Folks, to tell you about an incredible new product:
Oxy-Air - an actual, breathable mix of oxygen, nitrogen and other trace elements
Available in a can, a canister, or pumped straight into your home
Oxy-Air is not yet available in stores, so call now! But wait, there's more!
We're also gonna include Oxy-Carbon, a blanket of gas to warm your entire planet
Are you irritated by unwanted ozone? Oxy-Carbonate it!
If the polar icecaps don't start receding, we'll give you a full refund.
Our prices are insane! So buy now, while stocks last.
Tire of dirty air?--we'll even throw in the Super Chamois. Call now!
Contributors: | Kansas Sam, Karin, Beefy, dok. |
Poem finished: | 4th September 2003. |