Sonia Wasn't Lost
Sonia is my name, flirting is my game
Farting is my affliction, booze my dereliction
Heroin's my vice, eight fifty is my price
My best feature is my knees, herpes my disease
Bloodshot are my eyes, scrawny is my size
Defensive my demeanour, Electrolux my cleaner
Thermal my vest, hairy my chest
Blackmail is my crime - fancy a good time?
| Contributors: | S, Dassn't Say, Ethetran, Beefy, Grayman, Wormtail. |
| Poem finished: | 4th September 2003. |