Mugging For Pennies
"The proof is in the pudding," or so I've heard it said
But Cosby's endless hawking surely puts that saw to bed
"Exceptions prove the rule", as they often like to say
The phrase itself a paradox, for which we dearly pay
"Now prove your love to me", is what the women often plead
But pudding never gives those Cosby gals the stuff they need
No use in teaching this horndog new tricks to woo the gals
He knows them all and regularly flaunts them for his pals
"Too many cooks can spoil the broth" - in theory true, at least
But broth will never satisfy the pudding-craving beast
"The best way to a man's heart's through his stomach"; but for girls
The greatest sin of all is casting swine before the pearls
| Contributors: | F, Kansas Sam, N, mel, Ethetran, Beefy. |
| Poem finished: | 4th September 2003. |