The Spoonbill Generator

Double-u double-u double-u dot [Ethetran]

Spoonbill-dot-org, if you follow the plot [Beefy]

Or yahoo-dot-com for those who do not [Kansas Sam]

So say the sages who know what is what [Beefy]

I'd read, though, if I had a half-decent book [Kansas Sam]

Zelazny and Pratchett are both worth a look [Beefy]

But Heinlein?--I can't grok that gobbledygook [Kansas Sam]

That's harsh, when you think of the trouble he took [Beefy]

I'd go for a walk if the weather were better [Kansas Sam]

Instead, I'll write an electronic letter [smrtypnts]

And send all the world pics of my Irish Setter [archaeopteryx]

She's jpegged, so you may virtually pet her [mel]