Cruella Knew Every Hamster
I once knew a shipless Magellan
He got along passably well un-
til clouds hid the Sun
And spoiled all his fun
So he had to make do with a melon
I once met a hairless gorilla
That looked like Cruella Devilla
She lived at the zoo
And knew what to do
When caged with her buddy Godzilla
I live with a spoonbilling hamster
In a nice little condo in Amster-
dad, Happy together
In all kinds of weather
Do the cops even know I'm a lamster?
I really must launder my pants
Or at least try to vakuum the ants
They really do itch
And look rather kitsch
I find myself wanting to dance
I used to shack up with Columbus
But all he would eat was hummus
With toes, not fingers
The memory still lingers
Cuz his toes were encrusted with pus.
Contributors: | mel, Ethetran, Beefy, smrtypnts, archaeopteryx, wha, Kansas Sam, N, F, Anon., Karin. |
Poem finished: | 5th September 2003. |