The Spoonbill Generator

My political agenda: [mel]

To get elected governor of California [F]

(for the heck of it) [mel]

Fill my coffers [F]

To give Jack more things to whine about [W]

Get my own intern [F]

Yes, to rekindle interest in a defunct smut mag [Kansas Sam]

Find ways to win friends and influence people without seeming to [F]

To get pelted with raw eggs - so I can eat 'em [W]

To convince the voters that now is the time for a benevolent dictatorship [F]

To deceive the voters into believing that I am not a benevolent dictator [Karin]

To remake the world in my own image [F]