The Spoonbill Generator

I can't help but note that your navel is inverted [Anon.]

I'm intrigued...indeed you may say I'm perverted [N]

I harbor a fondness for the truly unconverted [F]

Perhaps my sensibilities have been subverted [Karin]

I can't help but note that you're incommunicado [F]

I'm perplexed...perhaps your mouth is full of avocado [N]

Or are you a truly desperate desperado? [F]

You're surely badly lacking in bravado [N]

I can't help but note that your whatnot is swelling [F]

I'm bemused...that can't be the thing that I'm smelling [N]

Sometimes these things can be quite telling [F]

And may tend to lead to screaming and yelling [N]