The Spoonbill Generator

Sister Sarah and the Beef Panic

Whatcha gonna do when the money runs out? [Anon.]

Hang my head and cry [F]

Whatcha gonna do when the tears dry up? [N]

Affect an air most wry [F]

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you? [N]

Hide behind the couch [F]

Whatcha gonna do when that falls through? [Anon.]

Continue as a grouch [N]

Whatcha gonna do when the hootchie coo coos? [Q]

Load and cock my gun! [K8]

Whatcha gonna do when you're out of booze? [Ethetran]

Head down Highway One [Beefy]

Whatcha gonna do when your tank runs dry? [Ethetran]

Hike my skirt and hitch [Dassn't Say]

Whatcha gonna do when the cars pass by? [Ethetran]

Stamp my foot and bitch [Dassn't Say]

Whatcha gonna do when your Mom finds out? [Ethetran]

Change my name and hide [dok]

Whatcha gonna do when you're filled with doubt? [Beefy]

Bend down and open wide [Kansas Sam]

Whatcha gonna do when they lock you away? [archaeopteryx]

Breath a sigh of relief! [K8]

Even if they jail you till your hair turns gray? [Dassn't Say]

Ain't gonna eat that side of beef [Q]


Contributors: Anon., F, N, Q, K8, Ethetran, Beefy, Dassn't Say, dok, Kansas Sam, archaeopteryx.
Poem finished: 6th September 2003.