Christmas Eggs (Sorry)
The lesser spotted Spoonbill
Lurks in certain nooks and crannies
By staying very very still
And deriving a most nymous thrill
You might just spot their fannies
The greater speckled Spoonbillette
Flaunts her stuff in open view
And sometimes does a minuet
Whilst cooking with a telfon skillet
The often spotted Googler
Whose habit is to preen
Is a quite good three ball joogler
And feasts upon arug'la
Washed down with Mr Sheen
The nearly spotless Googlette
When traipsing through the marsh
Tames her feathers with a blue barrette
As shot by Yousuf Karsh
Contributors: | N, F, Anon., K8, Ethetran, Beefy, Dassn't Say, Kansas Sam. |
Poem finished: | 6th September 2003. |