Googlewhacking Report
Tragically, we must report this sad fact:
Googlewhacking has been proven to cause cancer of the thumb
Despite that fact, we will continue to indulge, like smokers
For though our days may be fewer, they shall surely be fuller
Ironically, we must divulge this secret:
Googlewhackers Anonymous has been proven to raise the EQ of players of The Game
Nonetheless, we don't associate with those yellow-bellied quitters
For though our hearts may be colder, they shall surely beat faster
Suspiciously, we must persist this rumour:
"Googlewhack", it has been claimed, is not a real word
Yet the sheer narcissism of Googlewhackers proves its lexicographic mettle
Note the reames of Terms Interred
Joyfully, we must make this announcement:
The two hundred thousandth whack barrier has been broken
Even without Yeager "supersonically chucking" them out
When not findable, they are our producement
Contributors: | N, Karin, F, K8, Ethetran, Beefy, Kansas Sam, archaeopteryx, snood. |
Poem finished: | 6th September 2003. |