The Spoonbill Generator

Beth and Lee got hitched in Vegas [Ethetran]

The preacher wore purple, and the [baoloa]

Choir sang "Are You Lonesome Tonight" [Beefy]

The witness shead a vespertine tear, and the [Kansas Sam]

Groom puked into the bride's cleavage [Dassn't Say]

But, all in all, it was a splendid day [F]

The slots were loose, and the [Anon.]

Dealers were drunk and not paying close attention [F]

The wedding feast was comped, and the best man [Beefy]

Puked into the bridesmaid's cleavage [Dassn't Say]

Beth and Lee got divorced in Reno [Beefy]

The judge wore a tutu and, and the [Dassn't Say]

Choir (who always followed them around) sang "Oh Happy Day" [Beefy]

They set their marriage certificate afire [Dassn't Say]

And puked into the lawyer's briefcase [Beefy]