Curse Me, Fungus!
The Eskimo, my paramour
Left me for some polar whore
Threw me from his igloo
That day will he rue
May she henpeck him evermore!
The Toltec, my sugar daddy
Left me for some Mayan fatty
Ousted from the pyramid
With no pro quo for my quid
May their house be ever ratty!
The Uzbek, my former sweetheart
Deserted me for some wee tart
Who hookered in Bangkok
I'll give them both a shock
And let fly one M-effin' fart
Contributors: | Roland, F, N, Dassn't Say, Karin, Ethetran, Beefy, Anon.. |
Poem finished: | 10th September 2003. |