The Spoonbill Generator

The Eskimo, my paramour [Roland]

Left me for some polar whore [Anon.]

Threw me from his igloo [N]

That day will he rue [F]

May she henpeck him evermore! [Dassn't Say]

The Toltec, my sugar daddy [F]

Left me for some Mayan fatty [Karin]

Ousted from the pyramid [Anon.]

With no pro quo for my quid [Ethetran]

May their house be ever ratty! [Beefy]

The Uzbek, my former sweetheart [Karin]

Deserted me for some wee tart [F]

Who hookered in Bangkok [Dassn't Say]

I'll give them both a shock [Beefy]

And let fly one M-effin' fart [Dassn't Say]

[Anon.]