The Spoonbill Generator

Moneypenny's not a happy bunny [Beefy]

She no longer finds James Bond's schtick funny [Anon.]

Q, as well, is not a happy camper [Ethetran]

Since James took his wife, daughter and hamster [fester]

Only Blofeld seems to be content [snood]

He's found out that Bond's weapon's old and bent [Beefy]

M, of course, is scolding crossly [Karin]

Because of paying his congestion charge [snood]