Pirate Rhymes
There once was a pirate, Blackbeard
'Twas more grey than black, now that's weird
He liked to swill grog
Lived high on the hog
Then walked the gangplank, as he'd feared
There once was a pirate, Jolly Roger
Who was an old stinky codger
He drank like a fish
And liked to say, "Pish!"
And went for cheap rhymes like this "dodger"
We are a seagoing fun crew
What else could we possibly do
Except repeat yarr
Like an ol' fashioned tar
And invite you to join us im-oo
We like our weekends for relaxing
Anything else is too taxing
So run down the flag
And open a mag
And try to go easy on faxing
| Contributors: | F, smrtypnts, Kansas Sam, N, join us on im, Ethetran. |
| Poem finished: | 20th September 2003. |