The Spoonbill Generator

You can choose to conform, you can choose to rebel [Roland]

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You can choose to stay warm, if your nose doesn't smell [Roland]

The best advice I've heard [F]

You can opt out of blood bank, or opt out of gym [Dassn't Say]

That would make you a nerd [Anon.]

You don't have to vote and you don't have to slim [dok]

But please flush that turd [Dassn't Say]

You can choose fine granola, or lumpy yogurt [K8]

By neither am I lured [F]

You can punch your pinata and pack up your yurt [K8]

But don't forget your bird [Anon.]