My Misadventures Began in Cleveland
Inaccurate, like any map
The darn thing wouldn't fold
Origami in my lap
Until it grew so bold
And was assailed by mould
So began my great adventure
To Alaska and beyond
Every limit of dementia
I've broken every bond
Of saneness I'm not fond
I loaded up the minivan
With chocolate and with cheese
I even packed my favorite pan
But couldn't find the keys
I then began to wheeze
At last, with tent and camping stove,
Strapped onto my back
Across that treacherous land I hove
You see, I had a knack
For following the track
Contributors: | Roland, Kansas Sam, F, Karin, Ethetran, N. |
Poem finished: | 22nd September 2003. |