Minstrels Really Know
The Troubadour was travelling, his merry band in tow
We had to rein them in, you see; they had no furbelow
Objected they most noisily; their cries were but in vain
The one who played Maid Marian was really quite insane
The Troubadour was most upset, his voice was all a-quiver
His falsetto tones sent up our backs a most disturbing shiver
"I'll have you know I'm well-renowned: a hero in my land"
Although, to be quite honest, his perfomance had been panned
The course to take was all too clear; there'd have to be a trial
But what was most disturbing, the troupe began to smile
You somehow got the sense from them; they'd done all this before
And witnesses would have to purchase tickets at the door
Contributors: | N, F, Ethetran. |
Poem finished: | 22nd September 2003. |