Unlikely Gumdrops from Savannah
There once was a moose from Ontario
Who created quite the scenario
By speaking in French
To his suffering wench
He was quite the Lothario
A handsome giraffe from Zaire
Reputed to be quite a liar
Claimed royal descent
From a blue-blooded gent
Now in the celestial choir
A lemur from Lima, Peru
Whose eyes were the color of blue
Bought a new lamborghini
And quaffed only Martini
From a shy young chameleon's shoe
A cat flea that lived in my bed
Annoyingly climbed to my head
And nibbled my ear
Then slurped from my tear
I proceeded to make that flea dead
A large and frenchified gnu
Who called himself Mr. Magoo
Was taken aback
When I called him Jack
And offered him Budweiser brew
A weasel who worked next to me
Stole my glasses and poisoned my tea
I conjured a plot
To feed him my snot
Disguised as a sliver of brie
| Contributors: | e, Karin, F, N, Ethetran, Beefy, smrtypnts, Kansas Sam, Anon., Dassn't Say, quasi (sorry). |
| Poem finished: | 24th September 2003. |