Water Fingers
The Irish invented the limerick
But writing one can be done in a tick
Count on your fingers
Throw out some zingers
And get right in touch with your inner chick
Whiskey's a Scottish invention
(That's something I'd just thought I'd mention)
Mix it with water
Although it's better much shorter
Then drink and relieve all your tension
The Welsh, they came up with the lava bread
Which they fondle when lying in bed
How few could guess that it's made from seaweed
so if you it to much you will wet the bed
A very sad outcome indeed!
| Contributors: | F, N, Karin, e, jamie gratton, Beefy. |
| Poem finished: | 24th September 2003. |