Tribute of the Rather Wet
I once knew a lady, Francine
Who fixated upon the obscene
Though well over thirty
She still liked it dirty
You'd think she was barely thirteen
There once was a horndog named Nym
Who looked rather tall and quite slim
An ego, you bet?
He made the girls wet
But they'd never get nothing from him
| Contributors: | N, Anon., F (really). |
| Poem finished: | 25th September 2003. |