How To Cook Vegetables
I may have to boil a turnip
I might have to roast it too
Then mash it and salt it
And after I've rolled it
I then think I'll hold it
Juggle it, fold it
Peel it and scald it
I might even scold it
Then after I've sold it
It will do as I told it
Once I've paroled it
Kicked and cajoled it
It will then be too cold for my stew
| Contributors: | F, N, Dassn't Say, Ethetran, fester, Grayman, Beefy. |
| Poem finished: | 25th September 2003. |