The Spoonbill Generator

When halfway through swimming the channel [Ethetran]

I chanced on a motorized panel [Kansas Sam]

I pulled at a knob [Padfoot]

The thing started to throb [fester]

So I wiped up the mess with a flannel [Padfoot]

When halfway through climbing the Eiger [Beefy ]

I was horribly gored by a tiger [fester]

So I took off my crampons [Padfoot]

And stuffed them like tampons [Dassn't Say]

(A trick that I learned in the Niger) [Beefy ]