The Spoonbill Generator

Dreaming gerbils in the sawdust dream of you and me [snood]

Strange that gerbils weren't always what I thought that we would be [IreneAdler]

We had never imagined we'd come back as rodents [e]

We were just so chi-chi, not a bit like low-rents [Dassn't Say]

I s'ppose we did something very very bad [e]

Like kill a bus conductor or a zoo keeper called Brad [Padfoot]

[Anon.]