Once You Forget My Name, A Strange Leathery Complexion Beckons
A man with a prong on his nose
Distinguishes peoms from prose
"A peom, quite clearly,
Is a poem spelt queerly
Or so fools quite often suppose
Nose prongs have uses galore
Such as," (and here he pauses for
A beer, then continues) :
The twanging of sinews
And pronging things you want to store"
Rhinoceros likeness is good
I must disagree with you, snood
They're thick-skinned and surly
Their nose hair is curly
I find your comparison rude
| Contributors: | Padfoot, Beefy, fester, Ethetran, snood. |
| Poem finished: | 26th September 2003. |