The Spoonbill Generator

I'd like to raise a glass to my friends across the sea [Beefy ]

And hope that they will fill it up with ale [loaf]

Or maybe I will settle for another cup of tea [snood]

Or perhaps a pull of Guinness or poteen beyond the pale [Dassn't Say]

I'd like to take a break at 'The Jolly Rat and Fiddle' [snood]

Or have some fish and chips at some small pub [Irene Adler]

Plantains at Hiram Bithorn while scouting Rocky Biddle [wah]

Or fiddle with my duckie in the tub [Kansas Sam]

With punt-poles proud, pierce your gaily-boatered pals! [loaf]

(Quick, Lads! Take the Triumph's key - I'm drunk!) [Kansas Sam]

And then adjourn for crumpets and a glass of Aunty Sal's [TG]

Spermatazoa cocktail. Who'd'a thunk, Who'd'a thunk? [Dassn't Say]

So let us raise that glass to our chums across the brine [loaf]

And hope their boiled dinners are kept hot [F]

Or maybe we should settle down and finish off the wine [Beefy ]

Such culture's wasted on that stuck-up incoherent lot [Ethetran]