The First Cyborg Whore
Rosie was a robot made of steel
Whom all the androids had the hots for
She had a certain cyber-sex appeal
And was often called, "that little 'bots whore"
She'd open up a socket for the boys
Avidly, they'd plug in their devices
At which she'd make a blissful humming noise
They then would practice all their cyber vices
Her interface was really quite a stunner
The boys were wired--flashing even
She knew they'd surely try to do a runner
And try to line up data--even-steven
But Rosie dreamt that one day she would find
Her programmer was a very horny geek
Who'd fit her with a fleshy plump behind
Then key her till her hinges went weak
| Contributors: | N, F. |
| Poem finished: | 30th September 2003. |