He Knew I Was a Frog
Miss Piggy was making a fuss
Because her ex-husband, named Gus
Was suing her ass
And screwing a lass
A pretty good reason to cuss
Kermit the Frog was elusive
You might even call him reclusive
He often would croak
While enjoying a stroke
Anything else was intrusive
When Gonzo had finished his dinner
He'd go cruise the streets like a sinner
He'd knock on the door
Of his favourite whore
Then on the bed would he pin her
Scooter was under arrest
He'd diddled Miss Piggy, in jest
He said, "Fozzy Bear
Was the one who would dare
To eat pork (he's a sexual pest)"
Cookie Monster, that gigolo
Would do most things for cookies, you know
He begged Captain Bob
To take a new job
And tell the punk frog where to go
Beaker was all in a panic
He'd smoked all his five-leaf botanic
He paged his connection
To send more "confection"
But unwittingly dialed the mechanic
| Contributors: | N, F, Padfoot, Beefy, Kansas Sam, archaeopteryx, Karin, Anon.. |
| Poem finished: | 1st October 2003. |