The Spoonbill Generator

I looked at my feet and to my surprise [Padfoot]

I saw my thighs [Kansas Sam]

I looked at my thighs, and got a shock [Padfoot]

I was wearing a smock [Beefy ]

I stared at my knees and got depressed [Dassn't Say]

I miss my chest [Beefy ]

I stared at my toes and unlike my cousin [archaeopteryx]

Packed some linty white sock fuzz in [Dassn't Say]

I dare my toes to stare back at me [franz]

Instead of toe jam, they'll get brie [F]