Arts Other Than Those I Cherish
A gerbil in a racing car
May look quite cute, but won't get far
Unless he's got asbestos clothes
(But where can gerbils purchase those?!)
The hamster working in the pits
Will surely find that nothing fits
For rodent overalls are rare
(And pointless, given all that hair)
A goldfish in a tanning booth
Was trying to reclaim her youth
She should have stopped at golden brown
(Before she started slimming down)
A tadpole trained in martial arts
Can slice a worm in several parts
Unless that worm knows Kae Kwon Do
(That's really quite unlikely, though)
A dormouse blessed with second sight
Will cast your horoscope at night
The accuracy's guaranteed
(Once to the bill you do accede)
| Contributors: | Padfoot, Beefy, Dassn't Say, P, Ethetran, Kansas Sam, b, F, N. |
| Poem finished: | 2nd October 2003. |