Absorbent Syllables
Another year on, the question arises:
Why do bad poets win so many prizes?
Why don't we firebomb the judges' abodes
Or plague them with a swarm of toads?
Let's make them all dress in unpleasant disguises!
Persuading the police to turn a blind eye
Shouldn't be hard if we ply them with pie
These self-appointed egregious poseurs
Are naught but a bunch of poetic voyeurs
Let's make them all burn in the blink of an eye!
Tormenting them daily would be only proper
"By accident" each of them will come a cropper
Say the toaster explodes - as it just might -
We could kill all the judges in just one night!
Let's make them all pay! (If need be with a chopper)
Contributors: | Beefy, Dassn't Say, Roland, Karin, P, loaf, F, fester, Ethetran. |
Poem finished: | 2nd October 2003. |