The Spoonbill Generator

Pencilled eyebrows, shaven legs [F]

Who did this to me in my sleep? [Ethetran]

Foaming bottles, empty kegs [Grayman]

Who intoxicated my sheep? [Padfoot]

Who has turned me into her? [Beefy ]

It was ewe who stole my fur [Kansas Sam]

Peppered chicken, salted chips [F]

Who left this for me in the fridge? [Beefy ]

Soggy pickles, moldy dips [F]

All we eat when playing bridge [Beefy ]

Intestinal effects profound [Grayman]