The Spoonbill Generator

Four-and-twenty blackbirds [(trad)]

Went to my thighs [Kansas Sam]

And when my thighs were opened [Beefy ]

An outcry did arise [F]

The king was in the outhouse [Grayman]

Reading on the loo [Beefy ]

Now wasn't that a funny thing [Grayman]

A smelly royal poo [Betty]

Hickory dickory dock [(trad)]

The dormouse lost his jock [Kansas Sam]

He had but one [F]

It fled his gun [Kansas Sam]

Hickory dickory dock [F]

Twinkle, twinkle, little star [Kansas Sam (from trad)]

Think I'll eat a Mallomar [F]

Gotta love them stretch-marked thighs [Kansas Sam]

Gimme more o' them chili fries! [F]

Twinkle, twinkle, little star [Kansas Sam (from trad)]

Think I'll belly up to the bar. [Karin]

Little Miss Muffet said, "Aw, just go stuff it" [F]

And pushed me out of her way [Karin]

I couldn't deride her [Grayman]

I had to abide her [F]

She'd promised to kiss me today [Beefy ]

Pussy cat, pussy cat, where have you been? [Grayman]

Hunting for E's down at Camberwell Green [Beefy ]

Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did you wear? [Grayman]

A basque and a miniskirt split up to there [Beefy ]

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner [Karin(from trad)]

Smearing his face with glue [Beefy ]

Dad snuck him some rum [Karin]

In the hope he'd succumb [TG]

A most fatherly thing to do [F]