Rearward Facing Gum Machines Realise Their Cosmic Purpose
An overpriced player called Rio
Had trouble concealing his B.O.
He stood in his vest
and puffed out his chest
But didn't remember to pee-o
An overpaid player called Becks
Had a complex like Oedipus Rex
His biggest mistake
Was eating Mum's cake
Then saying hello to his ex
An over-filmed actor named Arnold
To all California told:
I better not grope
My kids' nanny, Hope
Of my urges I must get a hold
A dim-witted monkey called Bush
Declared, "when shove comes to push"
I'm prepared to attack
Korea and Iraq
And wherever they wear a tarboosh
A leggy old madam called Babs
Had cancelled a show due to crabs
She did feel quite itchy
But Madge and Guy Ritchie
Distracted with jugular jabs
A left-leaning actor named Sheen
Quite fancied himself as The Queen
He borrowed a crown
And a purple gown
And ruled the West Wing quite serene
Susan Sarandon took aim
And squarely did place all the blame
On capitalist pigs
She'll shoot on their rigs
And thus gain additional fame
| Contributors: | Padfoot, Grayman, Beefy, Kansas Sam, Anon., N, F, Karin, Betty, smrtypnts. |
| Poem finished: | 11th October 2003 by Anon.. |