Extended Gravity From The Spectral Register
Gosh! That cat's obscenely fat!
It makes my heart go pit-a-pat
When he goes hulking by
I've never seen so fat a cat
Since, back on mighty Ararat
The Lord of Cats was I
Yet in a more substantial dream
Of living in a new regime
The cat and I are one
While Noah, in his quinquereme
Lets out a planet-shatt'ring scream
Which echoes off the Sun
And so the sun itself now falls
(The fate of all such gaseous balls)
Athwart the nether pit
And down in those nefarious halls
Each demon to his master calls
As bats and banshees flit
Yet Cerberus was never match
For jubjub bird or Bandersnatch
For vampire, bull nor bat
For Puss is truly Old Nick's pet
And none have seen the like, as yet,
Though men may scream and men may sweat
And some recall what none forget
To save their mortal selves from debt
Preserving feline etiquette
And bow before the Cat
| Contributors: | The Realm, TG, Roland, P. |
| Poem finished: | 13th October 2003 by Roland. |