The Spoonbill Generator

Barmy rain lady, why stand in the rain? [Beefy ]

Umbrella all riddled with holes [Grayman]

looking into your eyes i can see the pain [cj]

From your rags and the shoes with no soles [Beefy ]

Loopy sun fellow, why stand in the glare? [F]

with a world of new horizans at your feet [cj]

Looking into your eyes I see no-one there [Beefy ]

A true love will I ever meet [cj]

Naked beach nut, why freeze in the spume? [Dassn't Say]

Is this really what Nature intends? [Beefy ]

Looking into your eyes I see the salty flume [archaeopteryx]

The depth of them! They give me the bends. [Dassn't Say]

Mad dog and Englishman, why go outside? [Ethetran]

You know you'll get burned in the sun [Grayman]

Looking into your eyes I see they have died [Padfoot]

Charred and six feet under, pardon the pun [archaeopteryx]

Polar explorer, why cut through the ice? [Beefy ]

Your malamutes are longing to sled [Anon.]

And longing to skate, your resident mice [Dassn't Say]

On very thin ice do you tread [F]

Smarmy desert gal, why stand in the sand? [archaeotperyx]

When all of your friends have gone home? [F]

Looking into your eyes, I find I understand [Ethetran]

All roads do not lead to Rome [F]

Freezing brass monkey, why go without pants? [Ethetran]

It cannot be good for our souls [Beefy ]

Looking into your eyes, I see that it grants [Ethetran]

No assurance of reaching our goals [Beefy ]

Crabby hermit, why stay in your shell? [archaeopteryx]

When worlds are out there to explore [Beefy ]

Looking into your eyes, I see how you dwell [archaeopteryx]

And that you can't take anymore [F]