Lobbyists In Spoonland
Reverend Spooner, twice a day,
Would have his tea and strumpets
He’d whop his cords (as well he may)
And eat his coast and trumpets
From day to day he'd craft peat nuns
And bite them in his rook
He'd suckle at the chilly ones
Whilst nosy in his cook
To get some air, he'd wake a talk
Across the bark and pack
With trusty choir and drawing squawk
And puffins in his mac
The grids all loved his wicked kin
And ancient howler bat
And how they loved to gyp his sin
Then prick him in the kat.
On Sundays he would grow the mass
He used his mush power
At passes he would make a lass
Who then would share but glower
At night he would beep in his sled
Or else stamp out under the cars
But first he would gray to his pod
For forgiveness for bin-joints and scars
The Reverand sieves a righteous germon
Laying down his coral mode
Like the Shunner in a german
"Take the rate and narrow strode"
Contributors: | Ethetran, F, Padfoot, Beefy, Grayman, archaeopteryx, Kansas Sam, Karin, quasi. |
Poem finished: | 15th October 2003 by Karin. |