The Spoonbill Generator

'This watch you sold me for a pig - [Apsley]

I poked it 'til it bust [Roland]

My pig would do an artful zig - [Kansas Sam]

This watch began to rust [F]

'The pig told better time than this - [Kansas Sam]

He oft would oink the hour [F]

The watch, unlike, is wont to miss [Kansas Sam]

And stops whene'er I shower [F]

'I think I'll repossess my boar [Beefy ]

And give you back this trinket [Grayman]

The pig, at least, will play the whore [Beefy ]

(You'd best not even think it) [Grayman]