Most Even-Handed Definition
impeccable: Can not be pecced
regrettable: Can be gretted again
referred: Ferred a second time
uncouth: with coots removed
inept: I'm not ept, are you?
confounded; established together
prefix: still broken
postal: the next Democratic candidate
undulate: prevent from being dull
incorrigable: Can not be corriged
defense: Is in de yard
dismember: Should be kept in yo pocket
expo: lottery winner
pretend: before the passing of a decade
commentator: just your ordinary spud
urine: now that you've passed the initiation
innuendo: where suppositories go
nachos: belonging solely to me
remember: to reattach the limbs
discography: vertical axis on shimmering ball
feckless: free from feck
rejigger: to pour another shot of whiskey
undertow: where you step
indifferent: similar; sharing the same characteristics
infamous: more than famous
forage: pro-geriatric
copulate: officer that stops to pick up doughnuts
meandering: parted shortly after we said "I Do"
affable: a story
prolix: in favor of dog kisses
rematch: when your cake has too many candles
henchman: a man who henches
furlong: unshaven
harass: is as big as a barn
noggin: that period which immediately precedes a Christmas party barf
uniqueness: only one loch has a monster
delectable: Possible to delect; make free of lectable
postulate: tardy mail delivery
Utilitarian: A native of Utilitaria
pundit: having been turned into a pun
supercilious: More than cilious, but not as much as hypercilious
thesaurus: the lizard
precognition: the gear in front of the starter
postmaster: doctor
genocide: Italian slang for half a ham
inverse: how we write at spoonbill
gladiator: 'cause she purred like a kitten
often: decimal
pumpkin: explanation for Appalachia family trees
pumpernickel: a cheap ho
area: flightless South American bird resembling an ostrich
listless: the state of spoonbill after this poem is ended
Contributors: | Grayman, Karin, F, baoloa, Padfoot, Beefy, Ethetran, archaeopteryx, Kansas Sam, smrtypnts, quasi, Kansas Sam (sorry). |
Poem finished: | 15th October 2003 by archaeopteryx. |