Protruding Posterior
The real derivation of 'prat'
Discovered by Schrodinger's cat
Is nothing to do
With falls in the loo
But instead with what on it you sat
Authorities may disagree
But I think e=mc
My bum is not square
Nor my derrière
Nor that spot that some call the G
And so ... when the pundits are wrong
Remember, when wearing a thong
Show them how cheeky
Really, how freaky
You've secretly been all along
When speaking of toilets and rumps
One really must mention the mumps
When your neck's swollen up
Eau de toilette you'll sup
And you'll find you'll pass sweet-smelling dumps
"This anal obsession" said Freud
"Is something you cannot avoid"
"You incessantly dust,
You sublimate lust
For your mother; that's why you're annoyed"
Beware of a fall to your rump
Not only will you look a chump
The prattlers will laugh
At your most heinous gaffe
And your tushy will have a big lump.
Let's get to the bottom of this
Our apparent gluteal bliss
Requires an ass-umption
And a butt-load of gumption
And a black hole that's not an abyss
Contributors: | loaf, Beefy, Roland, asdf, archaeopteryx, F, Grayman, Ethetran, archaeotperyx, Karin, Kansas Sam. |
Poem finished: | 16th October 2003 by Anon.. |