The Spoonbill Generator

Let us now swim in Lake Erie [Anon.]

Then go back inside when we're weary [quasi]

We'll wring out our hair [F]

While straddling a chair [quasi]

And then drink Coors till we're beery [F]

Or perhaps we might swim in Lake Tahoe [Kevin Andrew Murphy]

Try driving around in a backhoe? [quasi]

A golf cart, perhaps? [F]

Stocked with champagne and schnapps? [Dassn't Say]

And then we can weave to and fro [F]

Lake Windermere has its attractions [Beefy ]

It's water-air surface diffractions [Ethetran]

Can make the view seem [Beefy ]

Even better downstream [Ethetran]

And naiads bring pleasant distractions [Beefy ]