Cooper's Atomic Dogmeal
Inside this barrel - don't you know? -
Part of my person is beginning to glow
And, oh, you really don't want to know
The four other things that Viagra will grow:
Libido, guilt, nose, small left toe
Outside the barrel - couldn't you guess? -
My family was trying to intervene
First, a small model in plasticene
Was fashioned: could this really mean
They're trying sacraments obscene
Despite this barrel - can't you see? -
I'm having a ball. So, please, let me be
They won't refund the entrance fee
Ignoring every doleful plea
So let's decamp - it's time for tea
Contributors: | Apsley, loaf, F, Kansas Sam, Beefy, Roland, Ethetran. |
Poem finished: | 22nd October 2003 by Anon.. |