The Spoonbill Generator

Before enraptured earthworms find you [Kansas Sam]

Make sure you have a sturdy casket [F]

It's bad enough that Hades binds you [Grayman]

Because you penned that horrid haiku [F]

Keep all nerves serene and stable [Beefy ]

That is, of course, if you are able [fester]

Shifting and manoeuvring [Ibethby]

Right or left and never downward [Beefy ]

Don't go country, don't go townward [Dassn't Say]

Foil each snake that eateth rare [Kansas Sam]

Before enraptured earthworms find you [(trad)]