Therefore I Can Be Repeatedly Woggled
I seldom spurl the gaffled zern
Despite what prac you've heard
I will admit I crof my yurn
But please don't threab a word
I often like to zerd the morf
But only if I'm spacked
If truth be told I blorped the gnorf
And then was promptly cacked
I sometimes lack the nunderhead
To know just when to fleeb
Or when to stursh the blisterstead
(A murlish little dweeb)
I rarely scub the tonibell
Although I'm known to whostle
My schmu and I then rest a spell
Curled up like a xostle
| Contributors: | F, Kansas Sam, quasi, Karin, Grayman, Dassn't Say, Irene Adler. |
| Poem finished: | 24th October 2003 by Anon.. |