Aperitifs to Drink When Meeting Your Maker
The mustard in my lemonade
Has surely added flavor
I don't regret the price I paid
This pungent drink to savor
The catsup in my daiquiri
Has made it somewhat thicker
I'm not averse to flattery
But liquor (yes...) is quicker
The relish in my margarita
Has brought a brand-new spirit
I feel so very like Evita
But still that won't endear it
That gherkin floating in my beer
Has got a little bloated
I think I may not drink it here
In case I get demoted
And so, when schtuff gets in your drink
Remember this advice:
Before you think to cause a stink,
Sip once, think twice, be nice
| Contributors: | asdf, d, willh, Irene Adler, F, Kansas Sam, Karin, Ethetran (after Lehrer), Dassn't Say, Grayman, Beefless, Apsley. |
| Poem finished: | 24th October 2003 by Karin. |