When I Glorify the Bike
I ride my bike around the house
I ride my bike around
And, sometimes when I'm in the mood,
I yodel without sound
I yodel louder in the yard
I yodel louder there
Especially when in the nude
(The neighbours always stare)
I clip my toenails on the roof
That's where I clip my nails
And you must know that when it rains,
I hunt for holy grails
I rollerskate inside my room
I rollerskate about
I wear my frilly pantyhose
The Limbo splits them out
I cook my food at City Hall
My food, that's where it's cooked
The mayor gets irked, but what the heck
The funny farm was booked
Contributors: | quasi, Grayman, Apsley, F, Kansas Sam, Kevin Andrew Murphy, Irene Adler. |
Poem finished: | 25th October 2003 by Anon.. |