Hairless of Sins
Her body glistened, hairless quite,
She'd shaved it in the dark of night
To serve for me a sensual treat
She'd even scrubbed her dainty feet
Her nose was yanked of ev'ry hair
She looked quite shiny standing there.
Aloft I held the syrup tin
Prepared to launch a mortal sin
Into orbit 'round the moon
And then do mad things with a loon
But then I saw her tiny shoes
Which really made me swear off booze
| Contributors: | Apsley, Kansas Sam, F, Irene Adler, Kevin Andrew Murphy. |
| Poem finished: | 26th October 2003 by Anon.. |