Always Vainglorious Hootenannies
I bought a little bandersnatch
His name was Elvis P.
The trouble was, his claws would catch
the doorjamb of the booby-hatch
And bring him back to me
Then he returned with Eminem
And pal, Sir Elton J.
Who (as you know) is rather femme
Unlike the macho Mr. Nym
Who lisped, "I am not gay!"
Bad Bander bounced by blue "bi" Bars
But never would go in
He kept his dreams in mason jars
His eyes were fixed upon the stars
He said, "I'll drink more gin."
| Contributors: | F, quasi, Grayman, Kevin Andrew Murphy, Apsley, Kansas Sam, Anon.. |
| Poem finished: | 27th October 2003 by Ethetran. |