The Spoonbill Generator

See how you like it, Mr. Black! [F]

Underneath a pregnant yak [Padfoot]

Underneath a pregnant yak, [Grayman]

You sit upon a sharpened tack [F]

See how you like it, Mr. Brown! [Padfoot]

Forced to wear my old nightgown [F]

Forced to wear my old nightgown, [Padfoot]

It makes me gloat to see you frown [F]

See how you like it, Mr. Green! [Ethetran]

Corsetted in sharp baleen [Grayman]

Corsetted in sharp baleen [Irene Adler]

Your plumpness tortured into lean! [Dassn't Say]

See how you like it, Mr. Gray! [Grayman]

When gay is you and you are gay [Padfoot]

When gay is you and you are gay [Irene Adler]

You're happy, happy, happy all the day! [Kansas Sam]

See how you like it, Mr. White! [F]

When wolves drop by and take a bite [Irene Adler]

When wolves drop by and take a bite [quasi]

And armless, you can't even fight. [e]

It's my revenge! I am Miss Yellow! [Kevin Andrew Murphy]

[Anon.]