The Spoonbill Generator

Secretly, in Aberdeen

A day in the life of... [Anon.]

Ms. Ida McIntyre, the onetime mistress of [F]

Aberdeen Opera Co, Rosemount Viaduct, Aberdeen AB25 1GL [Anon.]

She was incapable of keeping a secret [F]

I rose, as usual, at 8:30, having failed to keep a secret. [Grayman]

Par for the course. Why was I ever born? [F]

That's one thing daddy never let on [Ethetran]

Ho hum. I shall have buttered scones for tea [Dassn't Say]

Time for my morning vocal exercises. [Beefless]

A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes Y. Mi mi mi mi mi. Y mi? [Irene Adler]

Spent an hour scraping off those pesty bunions [F]

I wish they wouldn't confide in me in the first place. [Grayman]

There might be something diverting outside the window [Irene Adler]

Looks like another mutt is marking the hydrant [Beefless]

I, too, should leave a mark. Perhaps tomorrow [F]

Maybe a bon-bon or six will help me decide [Kansas Sam]


Contributors: Anon., F, Grayman, Ethetran, Dassn't Say, Beefless, Irene Adler, Kansas Sam.
Poem finished: 29th October 2003 by Anon..